Sold my soul to rock and roll

hey just an update to everyone i’ve been ignoring for like 3 weeks

so i wrote what was probably the longest message i’ve ever written in my life and then i accidentally deleted it before sending so i basically gave up on life

i am 800% done with social interaction right now because things are just shitty and that message being deleted was a sign from the heavens that i need to take a break from life for awhile

emily and cris (and all the other people that i talk to less frequently but am also currently ignoring) i’m sorry please don’t hate me i’ll be back sometime that is not now :( 

p.s. sorry for my lack of punctuation i just can’t

Jon Stewart to Elizabeth Warren:

"I know your husband’s backstage, I still wanna make out with you."

OH MY FUCKING GOD DID ANYONE ELSE SEE TED CRUZ ON THE BLACKLIST???????????/

I thought I was going crazy, I paused it and stared at it… Then I looked it up. That made my week. 

Yeah so turns out this book is not new news. Where the fuck have I been? Well I’m super freaking excited. 

Guys really look new picture ughhhhhhhhhhhh I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS FROM
Seriously, does anyone know if she’s writing a new book? Because I’m just hearing of this now.

Untitled Nonfiction: Amazon.co.uk: Elizabeth Warren: Books

ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodddddddddddddd OH MY GOD IS ELIZABETH WARREN WRITING A NEW BOOK WHAT IS THIS SOMEONE TELL ME WHY I’M JUST SEEING THIS NOW

assangistan:

MUST READ: Former Ukrainian Prime Minister, Yulia Tymoshenko freed. 
via http://www.bbc.co.uk Photo credit: Reuters.
The Ukrainian opposition leader and former Prime Minister, Yulia Tymoshenko, has been freed from jail.
It follows a vote by parliament to release her after President Viktor Yanukovych fled the capital Kiev.
Speaking after her release, she said “the dictatorship has fallen”.
She was sentenced to seven years in jail in 2011 after a controversial verdict on her actions as prime minister.
The glamorous, fiery orator who helped lead the Orange Revolution - Ukraine’s revolt against a controversial election in 2004 - was convicted of criminally exceeding her powers when she agreed a gas deal with Russia which was seen to have disadvantaged Ukraine.
She has always insisted the charges were untrue, inspired by Mr Yanukovych, the man she helped oust in 2004 who returned to defeat her in the 2010 presidential election.
The European Union had demanded her release as one of the conditions of the EU-Ukraine trade pact that President Yanukovych rejected last year - triggering the protests that led to the current crisis.
Olha Lappo, spokeswoman for the Fatherland party Ms Tymoshenko leads, said she was heading from prison in the eastern city of Kharkiv to the capital Kiev to join protesters there.
Her release was made possible by a European-brokered peace deal between her President Yanukovych and the opposition on Friday.

THEY FREED YULIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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